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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

(Source: dignitea)

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520)

asgardian-dork:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

swigityswalawhatsintheimpala:

randomflyingskittleturtle:

bowtiesarecool4:

triponiophorustyrannus:

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STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE

M’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging?

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WE SAID STOP RIGHT THEREimage

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Oh lord… 

can somebody find me that gif with misha that says ”that was bautiful” CAUSE THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

(Source: aponcalypse)

Harry Potter as a teen comedy.

Evidence that music placement is very important. 

I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.

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YES. 

(Source: akasuna)

bl-ossomed:

forest-flowers:

The best text I have ever received


Wow goals

bl-ossomed:

forest-flowers:

The best text I have ever received

Wow goals

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

jack3013:

nerdtacos:

mixologytonothing:

heartshapedboxofpinsandwires:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

sherlockedandnotginger:

onlyslightly:

Fixed it.

Give this ALL THE NOTES please.

I dont wanna date boys who are so unbelievably insecure and obsessed with whatever I did in sex life prior to meeting them. You look at me and all you can think about is other guys pounding me? Sounds like a personal problem, asshole.

Kid: Why is it so bad for girls to be “a slut?”

Me: Oh, it isn’t really. But guys don’t like when a girl has a lot of sexual experience cause then they can tell if a guy is good or bad in bed. They prefer girls to be virgins, cause then she can’t tell how bad he might be at it.

oh shiiiiit, that last comment is gold

John Green said it best: “Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?” No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I tried eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating!? I don’t feel special.’ Well then screw you Cheerios, I can’t go into the past and uneat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinly enjoy your wholegrain crunch…”

All of this

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

(Source: out-in-the-open)

rydenthatdick:

officialblind:

givemedrowninglessons:

lesbianforgerardway:

sadtrick:

you could literally play the first note and only the first note to car radio and i will sing the entire rest of the song by myself all i need is the first note and i lose it that song is everything

welcome to the black parade

seven nation army

thnks fr th mmrs

i write sins not tragedies

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class